Day in the Life… of a Swinger

Yesterday you got to know George Pappas alittle bit more! Now you get a quick peek into his new book Monogamy Sucks, out on December 1st through Lazy Day Publishing.  Here is an excerpt from Chapter 3…

CHAPTER 3

MY SEX DATE WITH A FORMER HAWAIIAN BEAUTY QUEEN

October 21

A few days later, a woman who called herself Leilani, left a response to my ad looking to meet.

“I saw your ad. I wanted to know if you wanted to have some fun,” her message went. “I am thirty and curvy. Call me at 555-446-7892.”

I listened to her message a number of times and debated whether I would respond. However, my horniness soon enough overcame my doubts. It’s my typical dilemma, common sense and good judgment vs. lust. It seems like lust always wins out in the end.

October 23

I talked to Leilani on the phone today. She sounded extremely nervous and evasive. I figured this must be her first time doing something like this, but I didn’t ask her. She already seemed anxious enough about it. I didn’t want to put her off.

She told me nervously that she was just looking for some fun, but didn’t elaborate on her definition of fun. I tried to make her feel at ease by reassuring her that I was looking for the same. I asked her what turned her on and she just said pleasure. Leilani wouldn’t talk about her desires or needs at all, and avoided saying anything directly about sex. It was not exactly a hot and sexy conversation.

“What do you look like?” I asked dreading her response.

She admitted she is a big woman weighing about 190 pounds. “Is that O.k. with you?” she added hesitantly.

My heart sank, but what was I going to say? I couldn’t turn her down for that. I’ve always been secretly attracted to fat women. I don’t know why. Maybe because it is such a taboo in a society obsessed with weight and achieving the perfect body. Or maybe I just like the thought of easy pussy from desperate women.

“Sure. I like women of all sizes,” I told her and I wasn’t lying. Really.

Frankly, I have some sobering thoughts about her resembling an enormous Sumo female wrestler or some circus freak and I am considering calling it off.

I am beyond horny though. I have developed permanent blisters on my palms from taking care of myself too much, and I am tired of it. I want to feel the touch of a woman again. My standards will have to be discarded for a night. I can’t wait any longer to get laid. I am drowning in my own cum. Nothing relieves my hungry lusts. I am so bored of jacking off to porn films. It just makes things worse when you’re horny and lonely. That’s hyper reality sex anyway. I mean come on. Where do you find uninhibited women like that in real life that will do everything you can imagine sexually? Isn’t this what my sexual quest was all about, to find those kinds of wild women? Maybe Leilani was one. Who knows? So I am determined to end my dry run.

October 24

The next night I drove to meet Leilani at an ugly brown stucco house located off Santa Monica Boulevard on the outskirts of Beverly Hills.

She told me it is the residence of an elderly woman she is taking care of. Leilani works as a live-in nurse, and her patient was visiting relatives so we had the house to ourselves.

As I walked up the driveway toward the house, a stocky Samoan woman opened the front door and nervously asked me if I was Jake. She didn’t lie on the phone. Leilani is a big woman, and honestly she could have been a Sumo wrestler in training. She is short about five feet tall and I figure weighs more than 200 pounds. She had put her black hair in a bun, which only emphasized her large face and features.

She led me inside the house and into a dimly lit ornately furnished living room. Leilani flashed her smile at me for a moment; quite literally, both of her front teeth had garish gold caps. After seeing that, I had a strong urge to leave. Up close, I also realized she is older than she said on the phone. Wrinkles around her eyes made her appear to be in her late forties maybe even early fifties.

Leilani wore a turquoise dress that was too small for her and her black stockings also seemed out of place on such a huge woman. She kept fidgeting with her dress and appeared uncomfortable.

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Want to know what happens next? Purchase Monogamy Sucks by George Pappas on December 1, 2010.  You can find out where to get your copy at Lazy Day Publishing

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7 Responses to Day in the Life… of a Swinger

  1. Dan Speers says:

    My first wife and I were totally committed to swinging. We love it. We loved the livestyle. We loved the people.

    This was back in the mid-60’s and we belonged to a really neat national group known as “Select.” We had a magazine that came out with ads and a contact system that helped prevent any problems with the crazies.

    My wife and I had set a goal. We wanted to have sex with a thousand partners and I have to say we persued that goal relentlessly. We had or went to parties every weekend three times a month.

    Birth control pills were just coming out so we had the freedom of uninhibited sex. And the great thing was, in our social class, we had no fears of STDs. Of course there was herpes and other inconveniences, but we somehow managed to avoid thos.

    I have to say, we both reached and exceeded our goal of a thousand partners and at no time did we ever stop loving each other. Our own personal sex life was great–we were never jealous, we never had a problem with sex either with each other or with or various partners.

    I know things have changed today, what with the rise in STD and the threat of HIV, but the those decades between the 60s and the 70s, those were a sexual utopia.

    • Thank you so much for reading and for stopping by. Sounds like you have had some pretty interesting adventures! You may really enjoy George’s book. It is out in a few days, pick it up and let him know what you think!

      Take Care,
      Jessica

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  4. rett says:

    Thoroughly enjoyed reading this, such an interesting and honest perspective. wish I lived in a more sexually liberated society, or at least one that didn’t hide/pretend/judge so much.

    Looking forward to Dec 1st!

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